so... wake up.

I was dressing for a job interview the other day, and I went to pull some pants on. I knew they were going to be a bit tight, but I was thin...

When I was younger, I lived in a much smaller city. A smaller city with a lot of big mouths, or so it seemed to me. I kept hearing gossi...

I was editing a post I wrote a while ago that mentioned how I wanted to make myself an electric snuggie the other day, when I stumbled upon ...

Remember when I wrote about the ninja wallet-snatcher ? Well, I have since encountered a fingersmith that puts said thief to shame. I went t...

Day 16 → Someone or something you definitely could live without. I could definitely live without pretty much anything that is non-essentia...

Last summer was a swirling mass of insanity. There was a period during which I didn't know whether I was coming or going, and I was ver...

Day 21 → (scenario) Your best friend is in a car accident and you two got into a fight an hour before. What do you do? 'What do I do?...